Hilarious Sex Facts You Didn’t Know

allmightperish:

amazed:

evolutional:

fcuk-this:

i-n-f-i-n-i-te

w0nder:

for3ver4lone:

Hilarious Sex Facts You Didn’t Know

o.o

i’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR SO LONG fuck yes.

MOTHER OF PEARL!!!

HOLY SHIT OMG at #3 

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MY LONG TIME CRUSH IS FINALLY MY BOYFRIEND!!!!

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

Anonymous: Advice for Senior year?

knucklepuckil:

Fight a teacher. It’s your last shot.

5secondsofsummer-fanpage:

WHEN I HAVE CHILDREN IM GOING TO LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEIR HEART DESIRES WHEN IT COMES TO BANDS. THEY CAN RUN A FUCKING BLOG OR GO TO A CONCERT THAT ENDS AT MIDNIGHT OR RUIN THE PAINT ON THE WALLS WITH POSTERS AND BLAST THEIR MUSIC THROUGH THE SPEAKERS WHEN WE ARE DRIVING AND WE CAN STAY UP UNTIL EARLY HOURS TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT THAT MEMBER IS BECAUSE PARENTS NOWADAYS HAVE NO CLUE. NO CLUE.

pretend that you are me and write me an ‘about me’ so i can satisfy my ego and be amused by the person you think i am

(Source: ashleybanson)

oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look